Ay, it’s a beautiful Irish morning! I’ve finally arrived back from me trip, and was basking in the glory that only Ireland can bring to you when I passed across a sheep meadow with a lovely lady sheepherder. She made her way to me briskly, like she had something on her mind, and she opened up her top to reveal some lovely breasts to garner my interests! Now you don’t see someone do that every day, mind you, so I was taken off guard. But when she lifted her bottoms to reveal a cock the size of a log, I was almost jolted out of me knickers! She pinned me down and used her size advantage over me to slide her pecker inside my butt. This was not the welcome back to Ireland I thought I was going to get, as she shot her load in me arse, packed up her clothing, and sent me along my way. This was indeed a surprise for ol’ St. Patrick. Happy St. Paddy’s Day indeed!